Trumpolini

Day 78

April 7th, 2017, 8:30 am
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Jingle Belle Rocks (Guest) April 8th, 2017, 1:25 am
Sure I cleared things with the Russians first! I wouldn't want to start another war! I mean, its all about saving lives! And not at all about driving up the price of oil or billion dollar defense contracts! Nope, no sirree bob!
Jacen (Guest) April 13th, 2017, 11:41 pm
Behind the Scenes... Dammit! This smoke from all the possible Russia connections and other corruption--along with everything of mine failing "bigly"--is making me the most unpopular president ever! I need to do something to get people on my side. I know--war! People always rally 'round the president, even if he's Satan or Pennywise the Clown or Donald Duck incarnate! Yeah, a little wartime patriotism should misdirect the people and the government and make all those investigations go away, and I'll be up to 120% approval ratings, like I deserve, because I'm the Greatest Person Who Ever Lived (TM). I know this is true, because I pay people to tell me so when I'm not telling myself while standing in my mirror-walled closet.